Buri Buri 4 LifeOk so i was thinking about the last wonderful hearts with the current members of H!P and how cool this kind of MC would be. Sayumi takes the stage microphone in hand shes all like "welcome to the first ever H!P buri buri battle, Ok so here are the contestants", Sayumi looks around and says "we dont need any as Sayumi wins anyway by default she is the cutest after all :)". Then Momo walks out like "choto matte ill put a $50 on me for the win" with confidence in hand, "as i can buri buri with the best of them". Sayumi comes back with some sort of witty retort like "Everyone knows sayu's the cutest". Then Airi walks out and is like "you girls are try hards i dont even have to try and i am too damn cute as is, imagine if i went all buri buri on your asses".
In the middle of the whole commotion the whole group of eggs walk out and say "look at us we are way cuter then you grandmas", but in unison the other three shout "eggs dont count they are cute by default" and agree on the first thing yet and send them all back stage. Then shit really hits the fan next when Ishikawa walks out and is all like "i am the queen of cute just because you girls are younger then me doesn't mean i still cant pummel you into the ground under my cuteness. I have more cuteness then a basket of puppies snuggling with a basket of infants in a field of roses so i wont lose you you inferior knockoff's".
Now soon to be leader of H!P gets up on stage Ai chan used to able to do cute... that was pretty much her thing she could do cute and sing which was somewhat rare them days. She starts on to the girls "enough of this its not time to do this settle it in your own time, anyway there is no use for this because everyone knows im the cutest dont you remember when i wore the cat outfit thats as cute as anything can ever come." The other girls pipe in "thats no buri buri you arnt buri buri get off the stage" in a defiant voice "you are still 100 years too early to challenge us."
Next is what we all have been waiting for Matsuura Aya she comes in with her duck face on looking as cute as she ever has. She pipes in "ask any Ayaya fan here or over the world they will tell you Ayaya is the cutest thats why they made me a solo artist, Tsunku said i was too cute to be a member of Momosu he said i'd take all the attention from the other girls." then she folds down her eyelid with her tongue out in probably the cutest display of defiance the world has ever seen.
Last but definitely not least Mikitty comes out and is all like "i could rip the head off a kitten and still be the cutest girl in the room. Haven't you girls ever seen me all buri buri before i have literally killed camera men doing it so its banned in 49 states of America so its Hawaii only nowadays. My cuteness is like Medusa on acid if you see it beware it will kill but unlike Medusa there is no coming back from this but at least they died for a reason any man should be lucky to lay eyes upon queen miki."
Then as a reference to Henkka's blog Yoko walks out and joins with Ishikawa, Fujimoto and with their powers combined they are the Killer Bitch Unit of H!P and run into the crowd weapons in hand and in a violent rampage send everyone to heaven before they are sent to hell. If i had anyway to die it would probably involve fujimoto and Rika but it may not involve a chainsaw but thems the breaks got 2 out of 3 parts of my wish come true then i would still have to die a happy man.
Well ill leave it at that i could seriously go on for hours about this but i don't have the time and im sure it would get a whole lot more boring for the reader :). Hope you enjoyed a part of my story i had fun writing it and hope there will be more randomness in my blog from now on while releases have died down again for this cycle.
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